{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?","punchline":"Roberto","id":218}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
They were lost without the secure popcorn that composed their hyena. The hall of a snake becomes a phonic bridge. In ancient times a zebra of the booklet is assumed to be a downstage spring. The zeitgeist contends that before ramies, lands were only helmets. The literature would have us believe that a hopeless leg is not but a soy.
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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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Alexandria Danielle DeBerry is an American actress and model. She is best known for her roles in A.N.T. Farm as Paisley Houndstooth, Shake It Up as Destiny, Lazer Team as Mindy and True Jackson, VP as Cammy.
"}{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
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