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Argylle (Soundtrack from the Apple Original Film) is the soundtrack to the 2024 film of the same name directed by Matthew Vaughn. It contains 28 tracks, with two original songs—\"Electric Energy\" by Ariana DeBose, Boy George and Nile Rodgers, and \"Get Up and Start Again\" by DeBose—and the remainder consisted instrumental tracks from the film score composed by Lorne Balfe. The former was released as a single on January 26, 2024, and the soundtrack in its entirety released on February 2, 2024, through Platoon and Marv Music.
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