{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Three Wise Kings vs Santa","displaytitle":"The Three Wise Kings vs Santa","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q112300307","titles":{"canonical":"The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa","normalized":"The Three Wise Kings vs Santa","display":"The Three Wise Kings vs Santa"},"pageid":70868982,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa_poster.jpg","width":264,"height":378},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa_poster.jpg","width":264,"height":378},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1265204429","tid":"888109b1-c2ec-11ef-aa89-643dfa5461b0","timestamp":"2024-12-25T18:17:43Z","description":"2022 Spanish film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Three_Wise_Kings_vs_Santa"}},"extract":"The Three Wise Kings vs Santa is a 2022 Spanish Christmas comedy film directed by Paco Caballero. It stars Karra Elejalde, David Verdaguer, and Matías Janick as the Three Wise Men alongside Adal Ramones, Andrés Almeida and Eva Ugarte, Isa Montalbán, Cosette Silguero, and Laura Quirós, among others.","extract_html":"
The Three Wise Kings vs Santa is a 2022 Spanish Christmas comedy film directed by Paco Caballero. It stars Karra Elejalde, David Verdaguer, and Matías Janick as the Three Wise Men alongside Adal Ramones, Andrés Almeida and Eva Ugarte, Isa Montalbán, Cosette Silguero, and Laura Quirós, among others.
"}{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ariana DeBose","displaytitle":"Ariana DeBose","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q27733932","titles":{"canonical":"Ariana_DeBose","normalized":"Ariana DeBose","display":"Ariana DeBose"},"pageid":51868604,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/ArianaDeBose-byPhilipRomano.jpg/330px-ArianaDeBose-byPhilipRomano.jpg","width":320,"height":481},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/ArianaDeBose-byPhilipRomano.jpg","width":4024,"height":6048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285951088","tid":"f3558644-1afd-11f0-bfa0-783d9f27505b","timestamp":"2025-04-16T20:04:06Z","description":"American actress (born 1991)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_DeBose","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_DeBose?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_DeBose?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ariana_DeBose"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_DeBose","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ariana_DeBose","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_DeBose?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ariana_DeBose"}},"extract":"Ariana DeBose is an American actress and singer. She has received various accolades, including an Academy Award, a British Academy Film Award, and a Golden Globe Award, in addition to nominations for a Tony Award and two Primetime Emmy Awards. In 2022, Time magazine named her one of the 100 most influential people in the world.","extract_html":"
Ariana DeBose is an American actress and singer. She has received various accolades, including an Academy Award, a British Academy Film Award, and a Golden Globe Award, in addition to nominations for a Tony Award and two Primetime Emmy Awards. In 2022, Time magazine named her one of the 100 most influential people in the world.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with two legs?","punchline":"Lean beef.","id":196}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
["Blue bottle offal helvetica etsy locavore bitters letterpress. Iceland pinterest shaman, synth vaporware waistcoat chartreuse taxidermy. Gorpcore wayfarers venmo, adaptogen live-edge organic gentrify PBR&B church-key big mood copper mug aesthetic normcore selfies lumbersexual. Succulents mustache keffiyeh asymmetrical DIY.","Coloring book trust fund lo-fi godard. Lo-fi scenester mukbang, aesthetic jawn bodega boys 90's gorpcore irony. Shaman typewriter waistcoat coloring book ascot bodega boys actually drinking vinegar mumblecore fit pitchfork blackbird spyplane gatekeep. Banh mi marfa vice craft beer solarpunk, truffaut hot chicken.","Banh mi edison bulb lyft gluten-free iPhone iceland kale chips grailed twee heirloom. 3 wolf moon edison bulb DSA post-ironic street art. Salvia letterpress health goth pabst selfies hella. Truffaut fixie hexagon, hoodie XOXO 8-bit franzen yr normcore salvia art party four loko. Hella semiotics succulents master cleanse woke.","Tilde ethical yes plz actually lumbersexual semiotics distillery tote bag tacos DSA sartorial +1. Iceland tumblr vexillologist woke +1 chia. Selfies blog thundercats stumptown. Gatekeep dreamcatcher vibecession austin meh leggings etsy pok pok salvia.","Affogato air plant pitchfork helvetica hammock small batch. Keytar messenger bag gorpcore lomo, marxism everyday carry raw denim adaptogen single-origin coffee hell of kickstarter aesthetic shoreditch salvia. Polaroid neutra tattooed ramps cronut venmo fashion axe. Normcore sartorial put a bird on it, knausgaard dreamcatcher raclette irony locavore sustainable 3 wolf moon bitters sriracha listicle."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Billericay Town F.C.","displaytitle":"Billericay Town F.C.","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4086727","titles":{"canonical":"Billericay_Town_F.C.","normalized":"Billericay Town F.C.","display":"Billericay Town F.C."},"pageid":1972278,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Billericay_Town_Football_Club_Badge.png","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Billericay_Town_Football_Club_Badge.png","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287439462","tid":"3687c1d1-2271-11f0-837a-e6160e05ad4b","timestamp":"2025-04-26T07:36:49Z","description":"Association football club in England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.62166667,"lon":0.40333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billericay_Town_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billericay_Town_F.C.?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billericay_Town_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billericay_Town_F.C."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billericay_Town_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Billericay_Town_F.C.","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billericay_Town_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Billericay_Town_F.C."}},"extract":"Billericay Town Football Club is a football club based in Billericay, Essex, England. The club are currently members of the Isthmian League Premier Division, the seventh tier of English football, and play at New Lodge. They are the second most successful club in FA Vase history, having won the competition on three occasions.","extract_html":"
Billericay Town Football Club is a football club based in Billericay, Essex, England. The club are currently members of the Isthmian League Premier Division, the seventh tier of English football, and play at New Lodge. They are the second most successful club in FA Vase history, having won the competition on three occasions.
"}