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{"type":"standard","title":"Saratoga campaign","displaytitle":"Saratoga campaign","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q126876","titles":{"canonical":"Saratoga_campaign","normalized":"Saratoga campaign","display":"Saratoga campaign"},"pageid":240612,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Surrender_of_General_Burgoyne.jpg/330px-Surrender_of_General_Burgoyne.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/71/Surrender_of_General_Burgoyne.jpg","width":3000,"height":1987},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286693111","tid":"3e311f13-1eaf-11f0-8cfa-0aa59db0b8f6","timestamp":"2025-04-21T12:50:46Z","description":"Military campaign during the American Revolutionary War","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saratoga_campaign","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saratoga_campaign?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saratoga_campaign?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Saratoga_campaign"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saratoga_campaign","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Saratoga_campaign","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saratoga_campaign?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Saratoga_campaign"}},"extract":"The Saratoga campaign in 1777 was an attempt by the British to gain military control of the strategically important Hudson River valley during the American Revolutionary War. It ended in the surrender of a British army, which historian Edmund Morgan argues, \"was a great turning point of the war, because it won for Americans the foreign assistance which was the last element needed for victory.\"","extract_html":"
The Saratoga campaign in 1777 was an attempt by the British to gain military control of the strategically important Hudson River valley during the American Revolutionary War. It ended in the surrender of a British army, which historian Edmund Morgan argues, \"was a great turning point of the war, because it won for Americans the foreign assistance which was the last element needed for victory.\"
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